'buy me pizza and touch my butt' no
make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week
i am an aDULT
- My boyfriend has belittled my sexuality for months and then he tells me he used to do all this kink with his old girlfriend. What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of HOW BROKEN UP WE ARE.
- me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity